How It Works

The PENIS RULER Explained

Please remember  that while using 
an original PENIS RULER, objects may   be smaller than they appear.



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An actual ruler measures 12 inches. We have taken this same ruler and shrunk it down to only 8 inches. By doing this we have created the illusion of a full 12 inches and created the ultimate gag gift, the PENIS RULER.

Conversion Chart

Actual Size
New PENIS RULER 'Enhanced' Size
3"
4"
5"
6"
7"
8"
9"
4.5 inches
 
"Strike hard, strike fast, they will never know what hit them...literally"
6 inches
 
"Walk proud, for today...you are a man"
7.5 inches 
"Fear no evil with this rod..."
9 inches
 
"Excuse me sir, have you got a license for that thing?"
10.5 inches 
"Shields up! red alert! red alert!"
12 inches
 
"That's, 'Mr. Diggler' to you"
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*Anything measured with the PENIS RULER will appear to be much bigger than it really is.


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