We are currently working hard at adding an affiliate program to our site. Imagine, less work for you to make money promoting the PENIS RULER. Check back here soon or to get set up immediately as a beta tester, contact us.

• Do you own a novelty shop or run a booth at a flea market?

• Would you like to sell the PENIS RULER and make a huge profit on every sale?

If so, please contact us at info@penisruler.com for details. Please specify how many rulers or t-shirts you are interested in and we will get back to you with a quote within 12-24 hours.

We would love for Howard Stern to mention  the PENIS RULER on his show!